Cool Stuff

Be the first on your block to own the Official Old Fart Running Club Training T-shirt.

Remember that :

NOTHING RUNS LIKE AN OLD FART

OLD FARTS RUNNING CLUB

All items are just $10.00 bucks and the proceeds go directly to the club. You may purchase the tees or tanks at any Old Fart running event or email in your order to Coachdroski@aim.com  

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HEY...HERE IS A COOL WEB SITE LINK THAT WILL TELL YOU ALL YOUR RACE RESULTS YOU EVER RAN IF IT MADE THE INTERNET...

www.athlinks.com

When asked what your favorite race is One Old Fart said"the next one!"

COGRADS GOES OUT TO JERRY JOHNCOCK...THE 80 YEAR OLD WHO TOOK 3RD PLACE OVERALL IN THE BEAT THE GRANDMA 5K RACE....BROKE THE NATIONAL RECORD FOR THE MARATHON AT BAYSHORE WITH A TIME OF 4 HOURS 11 MINUTES AND 52 SECONDS!!! WAY TO GO JERRY

-Never get promoted one step above your intelligence. 

-If at first you don't succeed then wait out your competition.

-When the Chips are Down...then the Buffalo must be Empty!!!

-Soy is Not Food...Soy is what Food Eats!

Old Farts don't TRY...they either DO or they DON'T, they either WILL or they WON'T,  they either CAN or they CAN'T.... LIFE IS JUST THAT SIMPLE.

Train don't Strain...its ok to walk on your training runs, especially up the steep hills.

Hickory, Dickory, Dock...the Old Fart Ran up the block...the block was long, so he started signing a song...

This was developed as an age test by an R&D department at Harvard University.
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without  a mistake.
The average person over 50 years of age can't do it!
   
    1. This is this cat
    2. This is is cat
    3. This is how cat
    4. This is to cat
    5. This is keep cat
    6. This is an cat
    7. This is old cat
    8. This is fart cat
    9. This is busy cat
    10. This is for cat
    11. This is forty cat
    12. This is seconds cat

    Now go back and read the third word in each line
    from the top down, and  I'll bet you can't resist passing it on.

Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are OPEN.

...WE'RE BRIDGING THE GAP TO A NEW AND BETTER TOMORROW!

Wild West Trivia:1-c,2-a,3-d,4-b,5-a,6=65cents